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Lament for the Lost Smut Shack Loneliness of the Horny GPS Tracked Trucker Vintage Sleaze

Ahh…the glory days of smut, when a man went to the luxurious wood-paneled shop at the town border instead of google.  No wonder unemployment is so high…at one time there were hundreds of thousands of smut shacks across this great land, and each one employed five people!  Two "how many quarters do you need" guys, two stock boys and one "swabber" with the mop. 

Very few of these exist today, as even a long-distance trucker knows how to use a laptop by now (while driving his rig hopped up on speed) so they are slowly being shut down and turned into wig shops.  You'll still see them once in a while along the highway, but now that "Long-haul Fred" has a GPS tracker in his truck, corporate headquarters will know if he stops at the Purple Pussycat for a break and they'll dock his pay.


Undated Press Photograph collection Victor Minx