Strip Poker has only two rules. One. You are in it to win it. Two, if you are a woman, the first thing you take off is your bra. You'll LOOK the same, but you'll play harder.
Search Strip Poker today and you will see a billion crappy "real model" robo-trons with red lips and a come-on finger wiggle encouraging you to play a cyber-warped version of the game. Porn harlots who twenty years ago worked in Peep Shows. I have nothing at all against the hard working and underpaid females in the sex business, but somehow a real game of strip poker means you KNOW your opponent but have never really SEEN your opponent. Why would I want to play a game to see a cyber-opponent strip down to her digital nano particles? (Assuming I win)
To my knowledge, there has not yet been a service mounted which will actually allow REAL human beings, one-on-one, to play a game skype-like to Skype-like. It would be fun though. A Chatroulette we could call Chatpokerette!
Some accounts trace the origin of the game to New Orleans, which is wonderful, as the Crescent City deserves it...but with what many Louisianians or Louisaners have done with their weight might give a player pause. Or a few extra places to hide cards. Not to worry...You can save your sunglasses for last if you like! That way, you'll have no problem keeping your Poker Face.
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